Faune Chambers Watkins, Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, and Jayma Mays in Epic Movie (2007) | IMDb
The absurd parody Epic Movie, which paved the way in which for movies like Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck, The Starving Games, and Superfast!, premiered in cinemas 17 years ago on January 26, 2007. The film premiered to critical condemnation as a result of crudeness and idiocy yet went on to turn out to be a beloved piece of trash cinema. It’s considered one of the worst movies ever made, and that’s why we like it. It parodied then-contemporary hits like The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, X-Men, Snakes on a Plane, The Da Vinci Code, and lots of more. So, to have fun the anniversary of the sometimes-painful-to-watch film from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, let’s take a take a look at among the craziest quotes from a movie that follows 4 orphans on an epic journey crammed with spoofs.
“What is that this place? It looks like Catwoman’s litter box.”
“I’m sorry, I’m so weak in the case of dairy products.”
“Gather round, children. Auntie Aslo goes to read you a bedtime story… from my favorite book, ‘The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.’”
“He went to the shop to purchase a loaf of bread. But little did he know, the shop was possessed by the devil!”
“You are the weakest link. Goodbye!”
“It’s like a castle from those video games I played once I was a child. You know, those where you’re a plumber and also you save the princess.”
“I even have a sense we’re not in Kansas anymore. Oh wait, mistaken movie.”
“I’ll never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go… [drops him into the ocean]”
“I believed the purpose of this movie was to see some epicness. All I’ve seen is a bunch of junk.”
“You smell like a turd covered in burnt hair.”
“We are actually in the attractive land of Gnarnia.”
“I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
“I’m Morpheus, the lord of dreams. But there is simply one dream I cannot control: the dream of affection.”
“That was awesome! It was like a magic trick, but with money as an alternative of rabbits!”
“I’m the White Bitch, and I can do regardless of the f*** I need!”
“You have the precise to stay silent. Anything you say can and will likely be misquoted after which used against you.”
“I’m Captain Jack Swallows, the master of the seven seas… and all the things that happens in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ happens due to me!”
“Hey, look! A magical pantry! I ponder if it’s like ‘The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe’!”
