Are you in search of dirty jokes to tease your folks or taunt your lover? These knock-knock jokes are raunchier than ever and can make any grown-up laugh. Definitely ensure that there aren’t any children when reading these dirty jokes because they’re sharper than ever.
Read below to search out a unclean joke to inform at your next party and get an enormous laugh!
Dirty jokes about sex
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tare.
Tara Who?
Tara McClozoff.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Your mother.
mom who?
Your mom sucks that dick!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita’s penis inside me!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tamer.
buster who?
Amber Cherry! Where is your daughter?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Deez nuts!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I do? you da ho!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie’s going to cover while we go wild?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour you without clothes.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bulldozer.
dose who?
Dozer, you’ve great tits there.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Microphone.
Mike who?
Mike Litoris.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Little owl who?
Little owl, so long in my sheets.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
justin.
Justyna who?
You’re Justin, time to see me undress for you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
bacon who?
Bae, are you able to kiss me?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey has a condom, I’m attempting to get inside!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
am i able to are available
Can I are available, who?
Can I are available to you?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Suck.
suck who?
I would like to suck you!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
disguise who?
Dress up your boyfriend? You can do higher.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Hurr.
Ben Hurr who?
Ben Hurr come over and provides it to her doggy style.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
jump in.
Jump on whom?
Jump on that dick!
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis Dick matches in your mouth?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Willy desires to see you naked.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
iguana who?
Iguana touches your tits.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jenny Tull.
Jenny Tull who?
Jenny Tull’s warts.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I are going to present you a fat surprise.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
waiter who?
Waiter, I’ll get my hands on you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yam.
yam who?
Yam so horny for you without delay.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Chan who?
Khand-dam has broken, bad news.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil McCreviss.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya licking that pussy?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Winner.
winner who?
My winner is so long as an anaconda.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
artificial intelligence.
AI who?
The AI permits you to touch those boobs if you happen to open the door.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
My place tonight, me and also you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Want two CDs?
You want two albums who?
Do you would like two CDs of files?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Meat.
meat who?
My penis meat.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
Gladiator and took it off.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone to repair you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ike Han.
Ike Han who?
Ike Han rock your world baby.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hey Wood.
Hey wood, who?
Hey wood, are you sucking me off?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Loot.
Harry who?
Harry’s anus.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mechanic.
mechanic who?
I heard you would like a rimjob?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Black Beard.
Blackbeard who?
Blackbeard the pirate, because I actually have this loot.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dentist.
dentist who?
I heard you’ve cavities that need filling?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Poor knee.
Poor knee, who?
Poor knee and prepared so that you can let me down.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
juicy who?
This lady’s juicy ass?
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dixie.
who?
Dixie huge and able to be inside you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugo who?
Hugh ass.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coward.
Craven who?
Want more of your body.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to have sex with you.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
quiches.
Quiche who?
Quiche me on my lips.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice cream for whom?
Ice cream all night if you happen to’re lucky.
Classic knock-knock jokes.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Hoo.
Bu-hoo who?
Wipe your tears, sucker, it’s only a joke.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
noodles who?
Noodle idiot, I would like to take a success!
Knock-knock dirty jokes.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
pile up.
Pileup who?
This is disgusting.
knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Eat a mop.
Eat a mop who?
Have you eaten your poo? It’s disgusting.
